Arsenal have a new second most attractive squad member! Bienvenue Oliver.
Quite annoyed at having to share with Per, I hear he’s a snorer.
This is me and my good friend, Saloman Kalou. He gets a lot of criticism because he often plays and looks like he’s smoked several ounces of sinsemilla, but he makes a fantastic casserole, is a grade-A Boggle player and his top lip is razor sharp!
gitanagilliana asked: I am so fascinated by Gervinho's forehead. Why not just cut the hair? What does he do on a windy day without the headband?! #questions
All questions about Gervinho’s Forehead can be answered by locating the exact centre (known to ancient Ivorians as both ‘The Murmuring Eye’ and ‘The Sea of Lost Souls’) looking deeply into it without breathing, and waiting for dreadlocked epiphany to overcome you.
Love watching reruns of the Wire and seeing my friend Joel Campbell as Poot!
Could I do with being a little more symmetrical?
What’s got a gorgeously polished dome, a runny nose, two thumbs, and wins ACON Semi-finals?
THIS GUY
Obviously this is not the first set of bristols I’ve cosily been nuzzled in between.
Gave my moms this photo in a frame for Xmas, she was well chuffed
