Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Arsenal have a new second most attractive squad member! Bienvenue Oliver. 

Arsenal have a new second most attractive squad member! Bienvenue Oliver. 

Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Quite annoyed at having to share with Per, I hear he’s a snorer.

Quite annoyed at having to share with Per, I hear he’s a snorer.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012
This is me and my good friend, Saloman Kalou. He gets a lot of criticism because he often plays and looks like he’s smoked several ounces of sinsemilla, but he makes a fantastic casserole, is a grade-A Boggle player and his top lip is razor sharp!

This is me and my good friend, Saloman Kalou. He gets a lot of criticism because he often plays and looks like he’s smoked several ounces of sinsemilla, but he makes a fantastic casserole, is a grade-A Boggle player and his top lip is razor sharp!

gitanagilliana asked: I am so fascinated by Gervinho's forehead. Why not just cut the hair? What does he do on a windy day without the headband?! #questions

All questions about Gervinho’s Forehead can be answered by locating the exact centre (known to ancient Ivorians as both ‘The Murmuring Eye’ and ‘The Sea of Lost Souls’) looking deeply into it without breathing, and waiting for dreadlocked epiphany to overcome you. 

Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Love watching reruns of the Wire and seeing my friend Joel Campbell as Poot!

Love watching reruns of the Wire and seeing my friend Joel Campbell as Poot!

Friday, March 9, 2012
Could I do with being a little more symmetrical? 

Could I do with being a little more symmetrical? 

Friday, February 10, 2012
What’s got a gorgeously polished dome, a runny nose, two thumbs, and wins ACON Semi-finals?

THIS GUY 

What’s got a gorgeously polished dome, a runny nose, two thumbs, and wins ACON Semi-finals?

THIS GUY 

Monday, January 9, 2012
Obviously this is not the first set of bristols I’ve cosily been nuzzled in between.  

Obviously this is not the first set of bristols I’ve cosily been nuzzled in between.  

Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Gave my moms this photo in a frame for Xmas, she was well chuffed

Gave my moms this photo in a frame for Xmas, she was well chuffed