What you know bout curtainsFuck yeah Gervinho's foreheadTumblr (3.0; @gervinhosforehead)http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/Arsenal have a new second most attractive squad member!...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68uxtHiMj1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Arsenal have a new second most attractive squad member! Bienvenue Oliver. </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/25952827623http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/25952827623Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:41:53 -0400Quite annoyed at having to share with Per, I hear he’s a...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42gupA74b1qlwzh9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Quite annoyed at having to share with Per, I hear he’s a snorer.</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/23102555574http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/23102555574Tue, 15 May 2012 09:44:49 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3et880fvi1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/22266919311http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/22266919311Wed, 02 May 2012 15:09:44 -0400This is me and my good friend, Saloman Kalou. He gets a lot of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3erf3B7LP1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is me and my good friend, Saloman Kalou. He gets a lot of criticism because he often plays and looks like he’s smoked several ounces of sinsemilla, but he makes a fantastic casserole, is a grade-A Boggle player and his top lip is razor sharp!</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/22265055239http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/22265055239Wed, 02 May 2012 14:30:00 -0400I am so fascinated by Gervinho's forehead. Why not just cut the hair? What does he do on a windy day without the headband?! #questions<p>All questions about Gervinho’s Forehead can be answered by locating the exact centre (known to ancient Ivorians as both ‘The Murmuring Eye’ and ‘The Sea of Lost Souls’) looking deeply into it without breathing, and waiting for dreadlocked epiphany to overcome you. </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/22264661362http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/22264661362Wed, 02 May 2012 14:21:43 -0400Love watching reruns of the Wire and seeing my friend Joel...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb3htqOP1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Love watching reruns of the Wire and seeing my friend Joel Campbell as Poot!</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/21289749365http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/21289749365Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:42:53 -0400Could I do with being a little more symmetrical? <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mj3nrXSF1qlwzh9o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Could I do with being a little more symmetrical? </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/19003408907http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/19003408907Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:30:58 -0500What’s got a gorgeously polished dome, a runny nose, two...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6k4oT5Or1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s got a gorgeously polished dome, a runny nose, two thumbs, and wins ACON Semi-finals?</p> <p>THIS GUY </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/17370833177http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/17370833177Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:57:50 -0500Obviously this is not the first set of bristols I’ve...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjmczK8ol1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Obviously this is not the first set of bristols I’ve cosily been nuzzled in between.  </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/15573096943http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/15573096943Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:07:46 -0500Gave my moms this photo in a frame for Xmas, she was well...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx89lwu4xr1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gave my moms this photo in a frame for Xmas, she was well chuffed</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/15241115798http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/15241115798Tue, 03 Jan 2012 09:58:44 -0500Come at me bro<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5yz612ok1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Come at me bro</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/13250084395http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/13250084395Thu, 24 Nov 2011 07:06:41 -0500This is how we operated at Lille: Big Mama Sow up top, and the...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2qguQ4lH1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how we operated at Lille: Big Mama Sow up top, and the talented little piglets feed off of his target man teets. Joe Cole is lapping up my share of the milk now though</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/13163673694http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/13163673694Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:10:06 -0500Is it just me or do all the lads look more attractive than...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu17p5NotT1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is it just me or do all the lads look more attractive than normal here? Weird brah. </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/12237829137http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/12237829137Wed, 02 Nov 2011 07:53:29 -0400Some wonderful fan art. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltkc4huCKo1qlwzh9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Some wonderful fan art. </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/11858842691http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/11858842691Mon, 24 Oct 2011 05:09:53 -0400Keep these goals up Gerv, with this sort of screentime...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltj89s0QTR1qgl5gko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltj89s0QTR1qgl5gko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltj89s0QTR1qgl5gko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltj89s0QTR1qgl5gko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Keep these goals up Gerv, with this sort of screentime L’Oreal will be on the blower any time soon. </p> <p>…………………………………………………………………because I’m worth it. </p> <p><a href="http://meeniemint.tumblr.com/post/11828110718">meeniemint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Gervinho first goal in The Emirate Stadium</strong></p> </blockquote>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/11858824704http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/11858824704Mon, 24 Oct 2011 05:08:38 -0400Gerv’s isn’t allowed to take mirrors onto the pitch...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltcu7kaieN1qlwzh9o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Gerv’s isn’t allowed to take mirrors onto the pitch as they are apparently a ‘massive health and safety risk’, so this is how he checks I’m still looking shiny as ever. He doesn’t seem to have noticed that Mark Wahlberg (my most mischievous dread) has gotten loose again though. </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/11687723901http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/11687723901Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:59:44 -0400I hate to say it, but I think I’ll have competition for...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr1kum2Rj1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate to say it, but I think I’ll have competition for the ‘Most Remarkable Hair’ award at the end of season dinner :(</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/9589643567http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/9589643567Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:24:30 -0400Hey Theo, point away from the sexiest Ivorian on road<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6mr6Vymb1qlwzh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey Theo, point away from the sexiest Ivorian on road</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/9124852562http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/9124852562Fri, 19 Aug 2011 11:52:12 -0400In addition to being very attractive, I can also act as a safety...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptdrnU0EQ1qlwzh9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>In addition to being very attractive, I can also act as a safety provision for when the Gervinator gets into a spot of bother, like here. Years of strengthening with like Lanolin-based products intended for furniture have made me crazy dense. </p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/8819416432http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/8819416432Fri, 12 Aug 2011 08:09:23 -0400Our casual/street look. Perfect for popping down the road to...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptdkeCJ1H1qlwzh9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Our casual/street look. Perfect for popping down the road to pick up some bandanas</p>http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/8819334023http://gervinhosforehead.tumblr.com/post/8819334023Fri, 12 Aug 2011 08:05:01 -0400